Nathan

While Nathan bathes, we often rhyme or some play with words. Tonight we were naming things in bathroom that starts with the letter 'T.' Simple enough...but had no idea this would happen...
Nathan: "TITS! Ya, tits!"
(Me hunched over laughing and playing stupid) "What are those?"
Nathan: "Its short for Texas."

Thanks for clarification buddy.

Car ride home tonight, just me and Nathan.

Nathan: "Mom when can we move to Redmond so I can take karate with Maggie. Or even move to Sisters. They look like they have nice food there. But when can we got to France?"

Me (trying to keep up with his thought process): "Why do you want to go to France?

Nathan: "They don't have dessert there so we can live there and eat healthier. And like we had a fridge in our room at GreatWolf but it didn't really have food in it. Just water bottles and old people food."

This is where he lost me until he says...

"When I take karate I'll be able to beat peoples fat butts like yours. Yep, you have a fat butt." THANKS KID!